On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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