i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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