If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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