butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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