let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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