i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
