From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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