I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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