chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you win again, gameday.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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