I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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