so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
