There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
