I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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