it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Boobs speak an international language.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
