is your mom at the bar?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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