So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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