Are we in a gay sports bar?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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