Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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