At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The power of my boobs compel you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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