420 ftw
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I understand Curling. That high.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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