Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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