I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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