i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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