Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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