I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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