this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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