I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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