Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
