party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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