For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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