Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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