he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
