guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i would punch a child for taco bell
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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