We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
