I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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