What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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