4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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