The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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