32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
