He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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