If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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