Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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