i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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