Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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