We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
