I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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