super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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