Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Your penis caused this!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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