eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
