I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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