I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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