sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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