i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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