Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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