Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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