I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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